Actual forthcoming books from St. Martin's Press

Rule Your Freakin' Retirement: How to Retire Rich by Actively Managing Your Assets
Cool Irish Names for Babies
I Love It When You Talk Retro: Hoochie Coochie, Double Whammy, Drop a Dime, and the Forgotten Origins of American Speech
Personal Effects: Dark Art (PseudoVixen, LOL)
I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar: A Collection of Egregious Errors, Inadvertent Bloopers, and Other Linguistic Slip-Ups (a collection of 200 photos culled from the popular facebook group)
How to Live Dangerously: The Hazards of Helmets, the Benefits of Bacteria, and the Risks of Living Too Safe
Don't Swallow Your Gum!: Myths, Half-Truths, and Outright Lies About Your Body and Health
Misery Loves Cabernet
How to Shop for a Husband: A Consumer Guide to Getting a Great Buy on a Guy